It's Time to Start Eating Ass.

What are you waiting for? You're only human and your friends do it, why don't you start too?

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Strengthens Immunity

Improves Mood

Build Intimacy

About EatAss.org

EatAss is a startup 501(c) pending organization emphasizing the importance of eating ass. There is research based on how it can help with intimacy, preventing  dysfunction, and more importantly boost the immune system by safely introducing it to potential biological toxins. 

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Generous Pricing for Generous Donors!

Thirty-Minute Master Class

$229

Are you just getting into the field of eating ass? In this course, you and your SO come to out state-of-the-art facility and learn to toss your partners salad with confidence and ease. Rest assured, these meetings are 100% confidential* and our trainers do not physically contact you or your partner. All proceeds are donated to the Make-A-Wish foundation. 

1-Hour Master Class

$329

Ready to learn even more? We are ready to teach. In this hour, you will learn the use of advanced techniques including warmup and endurance practice, preparation, and more! Again, all proceeds are donated to the Make-A-Wish foundation. 

Do-It-Yourself!

$0

Why would you pay someone to watch you do this? We suggest that you take this method as a default, and the others if you wish to make a donation to a legitimate organization. 

Our Dedicated Team of Professionals

Kanye West
Personality and Presidential Candidate

Kanye wants Kim to know that he's willing to eat her ass now. Previously, this was an issue in their marriage. 

Harry Osborn
CEO of Sex

When it comes to eating ass, he's somewhat of a scientist himself.

Riley Reid
Research Analyst

Working alongside PhD Candidate Gordon Freeman at MIT, Riley has become a master of tossing. 

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Testimonials

I've grown up around so many books, yet never heard about ass until recently. The thought always disgusted me, but now that I've started, I can't stop. It is absolutely a delicacy. 

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Joe Goldberg

Client

Frankly, this organization is amazing. I've always loved the activity, but now, I'm thrilled to see such a movement. I am proud to say I've convinced at least 250+ individuals to the cause. 

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Riley Reid

Pornstar

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